hahahahahahaha Some of the best blonde jokes/moments

A blonde gets two horses from the ranch, but she can't tell them apart. She goes to her neighbor for some advice. The neighbor tells her to go cut off part of the tail of one of the horses.
The blonde decides to do that. The next day the other horse had his tail stuck to a barbed-wire fence. The blonde has to cut that one off too. She goes back to her neighbor for some advice. The neighbor tells her to go cut off part of one of the horses' left ear.
She does this, and sure enough, the other horse his left ear caught in the same barbed-wire fence. She has to cut part of that ear off, too. She goes back to her neighbor, and he tells her to go measure their heights, so she can tell the difference between them. She does, and it turns out that the black horse is two inches taller than the white horse.

there was a blonde, burnette, and a red
head in a bar. the red head says i was
looking through my daughters purse the
other day and i found a cigarette. i didnt
know she smoked. the bruntette says
i was looking through my daughters purse
too and i found a joint.i didnt know she
did drugs. the blonde says i was looking
through my daughters purse too and i
found a condom. i didnt know she had a
dick!